Armchair AB: Week Five NFL Wrap-up
You had to know going into Baltimore that the matchup between the Titans and the Ravens would produce more than a couple of bloody snot bubbles. It got so intense, we even had Titans fighting each other! The offense couldn’t get anything going for 58 minutes, but in the end everything was on the up and up, because everyone’s favorite old-ass quarterback Kerry Collins led a late fourth quarter drive straight down the field and ripped the hearts out of the Ravens’ proud defense. I’ll tell you what, even without Brian Billick, it’s sure easy to hate that team. Folks we’re sitting at 5-0 and staring at a bye week and the Kansas City Chiefs. Barring anybody going to jail during their time off, this is looking pretty good.
Tennessee Titans 13, Baltimore Ravens 10
Offense: No way around Lewis and company. B
Defense: Don’t F around with Columbia Blue! B-
Special Teams: Rob Bironas, will you marry me? A
Coaching: Any win against Ravens is good. A
Overall: Ugly win is still a win! B+
Next week: Bye week. Go outside or something.
League Wrap-up:
Indianapolis Colts 31, Houston Texans 27: Manning rips Texans’ hearts out late.
New York Giants 44, Seattle Seahawks 6: Eli Manning: King of the World?
Dallas Cowboys 31, Cincinnati Bengals 22: Struggling ‘boys nearly give it away.
Atlanta Falcons 27, Green Bay Packers 24: Post-Vick, Falcons’ looking pretty good.
Arizona Cardinals 41, Buffalo Bills 17: Trip to desert rubs Bills raw.











good work freds!! but what aboot the brz-nowns! and also i miss me a photoshop contest!